consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're
the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
cursive really necessary?
directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you
just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to
have to restart my collection...again.
when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my
ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
answer when they call.
or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you
still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting
in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them
their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on
the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3
feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first
helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize
that their brain is also important.