Saturday, February 09, 2008

Kings Of Our Own Worlds

Fella walks into a bar, orders a stiff one from Charlie the bartender.

Charlie says, "Hey Mack you look a little stressed, what's up?"

Mack says, "Had another tiff with the wife last night. It was a rough one but it ended up with her crawling to me on her hands and knees after it was all over though."

"Really?" says Charlie. "Well, what did she say after that?"

"COME OUT FROM UNDER THE BED YOU LITTLE CHICKEN SHIT SO I CAN GET A BETTER SHOT AT YOU!"

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